He cannot fit.
He cannot sit.
I can't believe it.
I saw him quit.

Finally a box to best a cat.
I bet tomorrow I’ll find it flat.

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[–] 19 points 1 week ago

Leave the fluff to settle overnight and you'll have a tool-shaped cat

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  • [–] 6 points 6 days ago

    The little poem elevated this post so much, it's perfect. Well done!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    There’s a glitch in the matrix

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    Maybe he can sleep

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  • [–] 2 points 6 days ago

    Love the poem and I want to snuggles him.

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