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[–] 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)
  • [–] 12 points 1 week ago* (1 child)

    Oh man, this little guy is too much too pandle!

    ~(つˆ0ˆ)つ。☆

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    I tried to use the Panda but it didn't harass anyone at all

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Hey, that old South Park song still works! 🎵The Birds and the Bees and the willow trees, Fediverse Harassment Panda!🎵

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    The thumbnail looks like a skull with cool sunglasses, like the YouTuber Shaun.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Suspicious… oh well!! I shall trust them with all of my secrets and passwords!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (6 children)

    no way i ain't helping no fed

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    Fed panda doesn't need your help but there's a lot of hungry pandas out there!

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    i thought we established in the last thread that pandas are so well evolved that their diet consists of an omnipresent plant that grows four billion inches a day, so there can't be that many hungry pandas.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    I like the “fed” part!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Does this work for non-fediverse harassment?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Thank you for providing harassing panda!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Thank you for creating furry content uwu

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Thank you for creating content!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Hell yea, now the panda's harassing me instead! Much better!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 child)

    I didn't harass you, I merely provided you plot tension.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Fediverse needs more panda and bears

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago (1 child)
  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    I've got something in my front pocket for you
    Why don't you reach on in my pocket and see what it is?
    There, grab onto it, it's just for you
    Give it a little squeeze and say: "How do you do?"

    There's something in my front pocket
    There's something in my front pocket
    There's something in my front pocket

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago (1 child)

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