Casual reminder that Mondelez is one of the very few large chocolate makers in the world that doesn't disclose what percentage of their chocolate is deforestation-free, and actively lobby against forestry protection laws.

They're bastards.

https://news.mongabay.com/short-article/2026/09/chocolate-giant-lobbied-u-s-and-eu-officials-over-deforestation-laws-says-report/

Got to love capitalist bullying

Mondelēz and all of the brands they own can go and fuck themselves. Handy don't buy list.

Do Mondelez make a vegan Toblerone? No? Then there's no copyright issue here. Fuck off and shove it up your arse, Mondelez.

B&M Poundland used to sell a bar called 'Twin Peaks' that was astonishingly like Toblerone but did much better flavours and variety (at the time). It was lush and at Christmas I always chose those over Toblerone.

The only place anyone buys a Toblerone anymore is in an Airport on the way home because they forgot to get a gift.

This bar bears absolutely no resemblence. I hope Mondelez gets eaten alive by their own greed.

Edit: Clearning up a mistake...it was Poundland, not B&M.