I'd try that, but I think it would really fill me up.

That makes all the holes spicy at once. Just save anal for last, she might get a UTI.

Amateur hour. I use bengay.

Do you use your fingers or a fork?

That's a good idea. Going forward I, too, will check how spicy something is by first sticking some up this person's butt.

as above, so below

Reminds me of the monkey joke

It kind of is since it's a sphincter that opens and closes.

Gotta cover the spread

IIRC, it's genetic. Some people have a gene that produces an enzyme that breaks down capsaicin.

Edit: it might actually be a gut bacteria thing, I don't remember

I've been eating very spicy food for 30 years and never had this problem.

yeah, idk what people do

I need to do some anal training.

time to move on to the actual peppers. The sauces are tame compared to the source.

Except pure extract. Don't fuck with that shit.

source : Ate an entire Komodo Dragon pepper in one bite. Once.

BuT iT's FrOm TeScO, gRaNdMaS sHoP tHeRe, HoW bAd CaN iT bE?

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/aug/11/uk-hottest-ever-chilli-pepper-komodo-dragon

Also, there's a reason that hot ones have sauces for celebrities and pepper mash and peppers for Klaus and Sean to eat.

I can eat some fairly spicey stuff and for me it really depends on what kind of spicy food it is.

For example, I can't recall Thai food ever getting my guts in a storm like a few Mexican dishes can. I think if it has rice involved I'm fine.

Same. I love my california reaper sauce, it only detroys my willing asshole when I overdo it, but I have to have a lot for that to happen.

I have one and afterwards it's like an sweet angels kiss to my brown eye.

The first time I used one the water came out ice cold. Damn near hit the ceiling and worked better than coffee at waking me up!

Like cupping my dick and balls using a public toilet.

I won't kink shame

I have one, but think I need to hook it up to a gallon of milk.