My idealised schedule:

7am, get up and go for a jog
8am, breakfast, marmite sausage
9am, meditation with the foxes
10am, write skeleton code for Linux kernel
1pm, knock back an entire bottle of vodka
1:05pm, sleep
3pm, clean bedsheets and shower
4pm, write out methods for kernel driver
6pm, convene with my local warlocks
7pm, smoke 52 cigarettes
7:05pm, rest in an oxygen tent
8pm, test my sexual powers on the wife
8:05pm, sleep
9pm, oodles of youtube DIY shorts
2am, night cap then bed

No bills, chores, or respossibilities‽
Would love an apolitical life like this!

It’s almost as if he says his wifes name to help him remember it better. /s

couple of powerful drinks

made me lol, going to use that line

No:

• Reading the morning papers.
• Researching in the library.
• Telling the assistant what to research in the library.
• Giving direction to the ghost-writing team.
• Talking to the agent, publisher, PR person, tour manager, accountant, banker, and lawyer.
• Having a pint with the chaps at the club.
• Reading the tabloids while on the loo.
• Rogering the good lady.