My idealised schedule:

7am, get up and go for a jog
8am, breakfast, marmite sausage
9am, meditation with the foxes
10am, write skeleton code for Linux kernel
1pm, knock back an entire bottle of vodka
1:05pm, sleep
3pm, clean bedsheets and shower
4pm, write out methods for kernel driver
6pm, convene with my local warlocks
7pm, smoke 52 cigarettes
7:05pm, rest in an oxygen tent
8pm, test my sexual powers on the wife
8:05pm, sleep
9pm, oodles of youtube DIY shorts
2am, night cap then bed