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I Am the Manager of the Private Equity Firm That Just Acquired the House in Your Neighborhood That Hands Out Full-Size Candy Bars on Halloween (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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“Finding the full-size candy bar house is one of childhood’s great moments. We would never take that away. We’ve just tweaked it. Every kid still walks away ...

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[–] 6 points 2 weeks ago

This is a real good one and hits home just how awful it all is.

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    [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    You can’t buy that. Well, you can, if you offer 40 percent above asking.

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