You know several years ago I modified my dad's asshole to dispense coins whenever he got punched in the face. I signed him up for boxing and made a lot of money every time he lost. I got a lot of shit from people about it though because he had dementia but I used the money on an experimental dementia treatment for him that caused him to die. Lucky for me I brought him to a taxidermist to have him stuffed and the unlimited coins out the asshole trick still works.

too expensive

Turns out, Hot Pockets were an inside job.

Better than Loose Stool

your change, baked right into the crust!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gGrlUyjjvA

You will get hot pockets too if you're having an 9V battery and some loose change in it