That is not what a bidet is.

Huh. A literal shitpost. Curious.

I would love to live in a country were all issue shave been solved and people focus on things like bidets.

I was about to downvote until I saw which community it was. Fuck the NYT

Does anyone know how many acres of forests are getting cut down just so we can wipe our dirty asses? Feels like it could be one of those environmental problems thatgets underreported

Slow news day.

Years ago we tried to install a bidet upgrade kit in our apartment. Unfortunately the water line to the toilet is corroded in place and can't be disconnected without having maintenance shut off the water supply to the entire apartment and replacing the valve and line, all the threaded parts...

We ended up just returning the bidet for a refund. :(

Whats next, wiping your ass with your goddamn hands? Wake the fuck up people, this is sharia law in action!!