You had your chance!

No! What matters is the comparative density, and you must calculate the total mass of the air displaced, as well as the mass of the gas being used to displace it. Hydrogen is half as dense as helium. Is it a tiny mass difference? Actually, no, it's quite significant.

Let us be charitable to my ability to calculate and say that the condoms are, themselves, massless (please don't make me use more complex equations in an internet comment). Given 70kg of displaced air, and using the ISO atmospheric density of air of 1.2250kg/m^3 at 15C, and that hydrogen and helium have densities of 0.0841kg/m^3 and 0.1662kg/m^3 respectively at that temp, each cubic metre of air displaced by hydrogen reduces the effective weight of the balloon by 82 grams more than helium, meaning that, given a fixed number of condoms, they need be filled only 93% as full with hydrogen (reducing strain) or, given a fixed volume, we require only 93% as many balloons. For a 70kg person with massless balloons each containing 40L of gas, this amounts to 1642 condoms for helium, but only 1534 of Hydrogen! That's a difference of over a hundred condoms that this guy doesnt have to buy.

If need be, I can provide work shown for this problem.

It does matter. A lot. If it was only about displacement, air-filled balloons would fly. Hell, water balloons would fly.

Lol ye. sigh

To shreds, you say?

Am I doing this right?

Oh, I think I would have got that more if he said "fifty-one boxes".

I didnt realise he used 10 boxes per girl

Talking to a stranger wearing that shirt is a sure fire way to make things awkward fast.

A good tshirt has an innocent phrase that could be interested sexually. Not the other way around.

SMBC is a comic with a very long history and cannot reasonably be considered an "incel" comic. It's just an amusing sequence using subverted expectations.

The very fact the woman wants to fuck makes them most definitely not an incel.

I've literally experienced turning down a sad drunk woman trying to make out with me who had turned me down in high school. I wasn't like "Ha! You could of had me! Too late." It was more like "What the fuck, fuck you. You said no and now your washed up and you think I'm a easy catch, that's fucking insulting. " Or at least that's what was going through my head I said basically nothing I just bolted from her in disgust and anger.

Also mixed admittedly with some grief and bitterness about my high school experiences directly related to her.

Part of me wonder admittedly if I should have swallowed my pride and just got with her and I was being petty for suddenly bolting in disgust. But probably not a good idea to get with someone seeking a rebound after being cheated on. And I wasn't really that attracted to her anymore anyway. Though I was still pretty desperate for love at this point in my life...

I never understand the sense of superiority conveyed in these stories because its mostly just sad all around for me to think about. At the same time though I don't really know if its incel-coded because there is the exact same story conveyed from the women's perspective pretty commonly on the internet. I think its just a common human inclination to want to boost one's ego.

Femcel?