There's a 10-minute duel from an invader and its played like slapstick humor as they just roll about and hide behind random mobs.

Its a follow-up to the Flame of Frenzy ending, they spent $200mil on the dopest fire effects and its just 2hrs of that

Marika will obviously be played by Dwayne Johnson

Radahn is Bautista

Bog the Seamster will be played by Timothy Chalamagne

And the Tarnished? Well, let's justr say... Jack Black

Tarnished gets immediately sidetracked trying to fight the tree sentinel on foot. They spend the rest of the movie respawning and trying again. They never beat it.

Our Tarnished protagonist goes completely un-named for the entire movie. At some point, he makes some troll allies, and said trolls wind up becoming disillusioned with the Golden Order. Led by a Carian troll knight, they depart overseas in search of enlightenment instead of coming to the protagonist'd aid.

The protagonist prevails nonetheless, taking control of the Fell Flame to do so. The end of the movie has him sit upon the throne, a flame cupped in his hand. An ally finally addresses him by name: "Lord Vendrick"

The hero will reach the very end of the movie only to discover that the elden ring was within him the entire time

Shitty cliffhanger ending so they can set up a sequel.

it will be good.

“We follow Two Toed William.”