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[–] 28 points 2 weeks ago

This is democracy manifest.

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  • [–] 37 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
  • [–] [S] 24 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    I see you know your Judo well...

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  • [–] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)
  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago

    I see you know you're nerve pinch well sir.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago

    Chinese meal, succulent, 40 degrees

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Machine: The best I can do is goo.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 weeks ago

    Nicholas Licarno, for the crime of almost killing Wesley Crusher, I sentence you to a succulent Chinese meal.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago

    Love it 😊

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  • [–] 12 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    Rest of us choking down leola root stew and mister fancy over here manifesting democracy.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    Imagine you're a crew member. You get back and Neelix starts a chain of Talaxian restaurants specializing in leola root stew that become all the rage. Any time someone wants to go out and celebrate, it's at one of his restaurants.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    COMPUTER END PROGRAM!

    Computer arch!

    computer freeze program...
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    computer... terminate safety protocols

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    "Hey, man, it's going to be okay. I know you went through a lot on your journey from the Delta Quadrant. Reacclimating to home life can be difficult. I brought you something familiar to help make the transition. It's--"

    "Don't say leol--"

    "--leola root stew."

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"

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  • this is fucking amazing

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