my vampire when she realises that I'm not taking any psychiatric meds....
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Drugs too, nobody raw dogging reality right now.
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Where the fuck have all the free range, organic humans gone? 😭
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Become undrinkable
Oh, for the good old days of blood flavored with opium and copious amounts of gin 🧛.
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Vampires have been drinking blood since when they put lead miners in a cramped cage with eachother
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Why do you think I'm hiding in hell? It was more fun when it was a surprise beer or rum. Now everyone is full of this shit...
A great premise for s dystopian vampire story where their is no safe unadultered human blood left in the world and vampires are all dying.
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Vampires when they realise the concentration of garlic in my blood
Any vampire that sucks my blood owes me at least $40 bucks. Minimum!
Why are the vampires draining our children's blood?
Vampires: Every single one of you is on a random cocktail of drugs.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3wNENerrFrU
Become a Wizard!
No joke, I got diagnosed with type 1 diabetes as an adult and noticed that mosquitos avoid me like that plague now that I'm on insulin. Went to a lake infamous for their giant mosquitos and walked away from the weekend with 1 bite, no bug spray. When I was younger, I would've been lucky to only leave with 10 or 12.
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My first real laugh today 😂. At least a vampire biting me would be super chill for the next 24 hours. 🤣🤣🤣
Reminds me of that quest in Witcher 3 where Geralt had to get drunk to lure a lower vampire.
It’s kinda true. We clutch our pearls about what enters our bodies while we’re alive but then the second we are dead our bodies qualify as toxic waste.
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