Ingredients: NULL Best By: 01/01/1970

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And sugar, of course.

White grape? Here that's apple juice. And not only for 'juice 100%' but also instead of sugar (to get around sugar-in-drinks taxes).

It's in almost bloody everything. Last week I bought pre made tea, I get home and it's fucking 20% apple juice and like 0.1% green tea extract, guess what it tasted like. fucking. apple. juice.

Fuck your putrid shit ass apples, you greedy bastards. hope you crash your car into an apple orchard if you like them so much.

The sad reality of capitalistic corner cutting

It's a little work but you can juice your own guava

grape, pear, and apple blended together so no single distinct flavor can be discerned

I got you.

It's the default for a reason.

Give me more of that default_juice

It's largely acceptable!

Supply and demand. How many default fruits have you seen? They’re rare.

So multivitamin juice?
Seems pretty much like a default_juice.

Though the joke is a bit niche for a general audience