Howden Market Cross is a Grade II listed structure.

So they'll get charged with destroying a listed structure, right? Like when protestors paint a statue

I've said it before and I'll say it again;

Stop copying our homework. America is a failed experiment that should serve as a warning, not a blueprint.

"It came out of nowhere!"

All pretty straight forward, insurance company pays for fixing the cross, driver gets prosecuted for damaging a listed building, premiums of dumb cunt wagons 10x to cover it, and Chelsea cunts get radge.

Right?

Howden Market Cross is a Grade II listed structure.

Should probably revise that to ‘was’.

Driver: Phah. Can't? Hold my beer!

That monument is history.

Clearly they could, there's even a pic as evidence! ;-)

I was about to make a bad joke about the British and mini Coopers before I realized it was a Range Rover. What a missed opportunity.