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[–] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

You claim that you found it and kill anyone who gets in your way.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago

    I think it means that you chop someone to pieces in front of the family and friends just to make a point.

    Also, there’s lots of rape and murder and Catholics and white religious people will always defend you.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 weeks ago

    Yeah but you go back home with syphilis

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  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Only if you bring guns and germs

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago

    A Columbus Day sale means you walk into a mattress store and try to buy a PlayStation

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    If you do this, you will end up in jail, like Columbus. So yeah, a nice tribute

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    as long as you depopulate the natives sufficiently

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    Or sell them.

    “For one woman they give a hundred castellanos, as for a farm; and this sort of trading is very common, and there are already a great number of merchants who go in search of girls; there are at this moment from nine or ten on sale; they fetch a good price, let their age be what it will.”

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    "Do you accept smallpox blankets?"

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    /c/imgoingtoheavenforthis

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    Do you have a flag?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    That's a French sale

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    No, you can walk in and claim it for the Castilian empire though.

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