Communist hooligan, here, arriving at the scene!

At this stage I'm pretty certain that hooligan communist whatever they are would actually be an improvement.

republican + weed - religion = libertarian

Just so they can say "I didn't vote for that".

Fuckwit with privilege, or idiot who thinks that the idiocy won't come back to bite them

In what way would it be more suboptimal than having Prime Minister Nigel Farage? (Assuming we don't have a largely ceremonial president like Ireland does.)

Yeah I don't like the monarchy but I suspect I'd like a British presidency even less. If it were up to me I'd abolish the hereditary principle but to avoid the genuine constitutional shitshow I'd simply keep the throne empty rather than abolishing it, have Parliament elect a regent from among itself periodically. A regent unlike a president holds no power in their own right, they hold it on behalf of someone else. This would keep egos in check and help prevent an overly powerful executive I think. If anything it'd be Parliament putting a much-needed brake on Downing Street.

Also historically it'd be the final culmination of the 800 year British project to subordinate monarchical authority to constitutional authority. It's keeping the current constitutional notion of the 'crown in parliament' while admitting the reality no living human can actually embody it.

Preach. Fuck this self-cenceited species. The only reason we have control of the planet at present is because there is 8-fucking-billion of us entities that are 100kg+, Nothing more.