But I get to be a Lord you say?

Whenever you passed or failed such a test, an alternate reality branched off of that point and so canonically there is an alternate version of you with different sexuality. In some realities you are a self loathing republican who goes on grindr at night

As a pansexual, I choose men more often than women. Does that mean it's a choice for me? 🤔

My wife is gay now because I showed this to her and she said what

I said "what" and now I'm a hotel chain.

What?

Oh shit, time to chuck cock down my throat again!!!

“help help i'm being repressed!”

Actually lol’d. I remember this shit.