He's just gonna barf on your carpet real quick and be right back.

It’s the worst when you have a bunch of cats and still have an empty bed for part of the night.

Looks exactly like my Ollie... He'll be back, but will probably poke my face with his cold wet nose before settling back down between my feet.

My husband’s cat (by her own designation—she chose him) sleeps at the foot of my side of the bed because I don’t kick her in my sleep. But as soon as he’s awake, she leaps up to go and snuggle with him.

Cat wakes up and thinks better go eat some carpet while he's asleep...

You gotta lay on your side or stomach and make a cat bed with your legs creating a back"lap" or reverse lap

Your one ankle should be nestled over the other to close the loop

my cat hates when i cough

its an orange, what you expect.

OP farted in their sleep and it diffused through the blanket, obviously.

I may be overthinking it but this gives me "AI generated trying to look like photoshop" vibes. There's some weird distortion in top half that actually slants the panels but that could just be a particularly avant-garde kind of deep frying.

I shut my bedroom door so my cats can't get in.

My cat does this when I start rolling around too much, but he just goes under the bed until I get up.

Mine won't chill on the bed, mine insists laying on me lol it just sucks if you need to get back up, because then you'll feel bad!

She just stays<3