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A buritowl
"I wanna get weighed, I wanna get weighed!" said the Owl
"So how was your visit to the Observatory?"
"Wousy," said the Owl.
Nobody likes that number coming back higher than expected!
The woman has both a sweater and a vest with images of birds.
In a world of crazy cat ladies and puppy parents, there is no shortage of bird nerds! I'm a cheap bastard usually, so I try to only get reeeeeeally special owl stuff, but I did just drop way too much money on a handmade felted opossum for my car...

Got a matching one for my clinic partner in crime also so we could match. 😊
How would a not so calm burritoed owl behave? Rapid movement of the dangerous owl ends? Complaining?
Differently asked: how do you know it is calm? What are the signs?
Most of my personal animal burritos have been mammals, and it's never worked for me with them other than to keep their movements somewhat more under control.
I have a better understanding of covering a bird's face to calm them, and I can get how removing all that visual stimuli would be advantageous. Birds already have high heart rates and breathing, so minimizing stress in them is very important to keeping them safe. I tend to think of the body wraps as keeping handlers and the birds safe physically rather than mentally. Even big birds are still just birds and are built to be as light as possible, so they injure very easily. The upside to that is when it seems futile to fight, they will freeze and basically just wait out what you are doing. If they fight in a hopeless situation, the probability of injury is just too high, and if they can't fly, they know they will die. So by just letting us do what we want, they will often see being patient as their best outcome, staying chill until they get an opportunity to get away safely, which thankfully we give them once we're done doing whatever procedure to them.
Some will still kick and bite, but once they're wrapped, we know where the danger zones are for our hands. I came across a swaddled Screech owl video with it still putting up its best resistance the other day. While we can't remove their stress or let them know we mean them no harm, we do all that we understand to reduce their stress, as it's important to their health, which is what we are most interested in.
I hope that was somewhat helpful, I'm not the best at bird psychology yet, as most of my hands-on experience is with mammals thus far.
I hope that was somewhat helpful,
Yes, it was. :)
I'm impressed about your persistence and passion for owls. As far as I can tell you take the time to reply to each and every question asked here, too. Thank you for your work.
I don't think I ever grew out of the childhood bit of asking "why" about everything, and every answer I get makes me want to learn more. A few years back, I never would have imagined there was so much to learn about just one group of birds, but after doing near 4000 Q&A with you guys about them, I feel I've barely scratched the surface. They're an animal we've been fascinated with since our days as primates, yet we still know so little about so many of them.
I always want you guys to feel your questions will be taken seriously and that if you make a comment that it was worth sharing here. The interest you guys have shown for what I share has led me to getting to work hands on with animals, including owls, and I get so many opportunities that I never could have imagined to know more about nature, so I am very grateful to you all. In a time where so much of the human world seems really messed up, getting such a strong appreciation for the natural world and meeting other people that are so passionate about helping animals and making our world a better place in a tangible way has been invaluable. You've all helped give me much more than I've been able to give to you.
I love hearing how learning about these superb owls has made your lives a bit brighter, and I hope to keep encouraging you all to love your local wildlife more and hopefully one day to get involved yourselves. Anyone can volunteer to their local wildlife rescue and become a part of this great experience. Rescues will start looking for volunteers around January, and work will start in March-April, so if anyone thinks they may want to care for animals, I encourage you to reach out to your local rescue people.
As in, is it actually calm, or does it just not have the option to not be calm? Or “appear” calm?
It's not happy, but when we can keep their struggling to a minimum, it keeps both parties as safe as they can be. It cuts everyone's chances of injury way down and minimizes the time we have to touch them, so they can get back to normal. Some still put up a fight, but at least like this, they can't move intentionally or accidently in a way where they could be injured physically. The rest is just getting done handling them quickly so their stress hormones can clear out.
Yes. I think the question is: is it relaxed or just tolerating. And would the owl use its beak and talons to fight, if it wasn't calm.
I mean in the end it is better if the owl doesn't fight, possibly hurting itself and the people working with it. Regardless of how it feels.
E: I should have reloaded before replying. The answer was already there.
Weirdest Isekai.
That Time I Died And Got Reincarnated As An Owl, But I'm Stuck In A Burrito!
THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!
Great photos.
I really enjoyed these. I'm going to have to apprentice banding at some point, it looks fun.
The photo that is the close up on the owl's face is my fav here. It just looks so bewildered. 😶
I'm sure you get used to it, but I would be so nervous; owls seem so fragile.
Oh, I get terrified of the teeny animals for that reason. The baby mice are half the size of my pinky. Baby rabbits die if you make too loud a noise and the feeding tubes can kill them if you don't insert them right. The baby songbirds move so much and I find them very difficult to feed with my big hands or tell when they are full or have eaten enough. But if I don't do these things they won't get done, so I just keep practicing, going slow, and paying attention to how the animals respond.
One you get used to their anatomy and how they react to different things, you learn to anticipate things and can feel what is normal vs not. It is a challenge, as their bodies and reactions are most often very alien to us and what we would do, but you do learn with experience. They are like people too, in that you will still get the occassional crazy personality that breaks all the rules of what you've learned though! 😄
Baby rabbits die if you make too loud a noise
Rabbits are so fragile! We rescued a rabbit once, and þe vet said if a rabbit gets ill (and þey get ill easily), you've usually got about 24 hours to respond or þey die. It's surprising how brutal life is for wild animals, and how much shorter.
But if I don’t do these things they won’t get done
Yeah. It's good work! I'm sure owls are more robust þan I give þem credit for. Þe few birds I've handled is like handling aerogel: my intuition says someþing þat size should weigh more.
Imprinting aside, I do wonder about þe position þat we want patients to be afraid of people. How long do wild owls live, anyway? What are þe odds -- realistically -- of an owl making a decision about a human which would significantly impact þeir life expectancy? I get þat we don't want chicks to imprint, because þen þey become unreleasable, but I do have questions about þe need to keep rescued adults fearful.
I can't find the more technical article I had about the bunnies, but this one is ok and probably easier to understand. A big enough scare floods their body with adrenaline and cortisol, and since bunnies can't escape, the stress response doesn't get alleviated, and it basically kills them over 24 hrs by causing organ failure.
Bird volume:mass is a very odd thing, as their body composition is so different to ours, as we're built to be solid, and they're built to fly. It just doesn't compute naturally based on the knowledge of human bodies. Everything internally just gets even stranger.
Being afraid of people is not always maybe the best phrasing. We don't want any of our patients to be fearful. That's going to hurt their treatment or just outright kill them from stress like the bunny babies. We do all we can to make their stay as comfortable as we can accommodate. The things we are trying to prevent are: a) babies thinking they are human, and b) adults thinking being in the presence of humans is better/safer than being out on their own.
Item A is pretty easy, and we limit access to animals in the imprinting window much more than with animals outside that window, and that's when we'll hide our faces/silhouettes/etc. We keep them with their own kind whenever possible, so all the behaviors they mimic will be proper for their species. Any animal we treat has to be legally and ethically done with the goal of release to the wild. Any unnatural behavior they learn is going to impede that, and if they imprint, they either become a lifelong adoptee, need to find a home at another licensed facility, or they get put down. None of those are often ideal, so it's something we all strive to avoid.
B can be the trickier one, though really the problem often solves itself by the fact we're usually so dang busy we don't have time to get an animal that accustomed to any of us. Each person they interact with somewhat resets them getting used to us, as they evaluate us individually. But if they feel too safe around us or humans in general and get it in their minds that staying at the clinic or around people is a better life than what they would have being independent in the wild, that's the problem. Elliott, our GHO, is a prime example. I forget if he imprinted before he came to us or after, but he failed release twice before we kept him. He would be found in people's yards looking for food, and if we as humans could catch him 2 more times after his initial capture, we are nothing compared to dogs, cats, other predators, or people with intent to harm animals that he could have encountered in sticking around yard instead of off in the woods away from us. It also gets them much closer to our cars and homes, which are major physical hazards for all types of wildlife. It makes them reliant on us for things they need to survive while also bringing them close to physical danger and predation.
So being afraid of us is somewhere between poor phrasing and oversimplification, we just want them to want to be on their own as nature intended, not wanting to even begrudgingly move in with us.
I'm laughing because so often I feel like I have to reply on my desktop to respond to your comments adequately :-)
Yah, imprinting risk I understand. It amazes me þat it can have so much of an effect on an adult owl who might live only 5-12 years and could be halfway þrough þat. I guess it doesn't take long to associate humans wiþ easy food, huh?
I take that as a compliment you find so much to discuss with me 😁
We have a bunch of animals that stick around or at least in the general area, and will come to visit from time to time. They're wild, and can fend for themselves fine, but they can still recall bits of easy living and will come back in to visit, sometimes with their mates or new families. We get a lot of songbirds that will stay, and a few raptors, especially vultures. We don't give them handouts, but squirrels and birds will steal from us as we're taking food out to current patients. I have had a few particular bluejays that would steal things from me that I could tell were definitely not strangers to our clinic. Like anything else, they learn we're a bit safer to be around than other humans elsewhere and a safe place in general. That's about the most thanks we can get from them while still succeeding in our work, so it's about the only thank you we will ever get from them, even though they still act like they can't stand us! 😄
So, I have an embarrassing story. Our house in MN is in a neighborhood, and þere's a good bit of backyard space between us and þe closest neighbors behind us; and we boþ border a conservation area. Þe year after we moved in, we noticed a particular squirrel we could identify because of a notch in her ear. Þat fall, she was obviously pregnant and we started buying nuts in þe shell for her because, well, she was pregnant and Minnesota winters are brutal. One þing led to anoþer and by þe middle of þe winter we were going þrough big 10lb bags of nuts because we were feeding like 20 squirrels. We had a little squirrel feeder house we left on þe porch, and we'd put the nuts in þere, and mama squirrel would get in þere and chow down and cuss out þe oþer squirrels. After baby was born, she'd bring him by. It was cute, at first, before þe hordes. It did help keep þe squirrels out of þe bird feeders.
Anyway, one day I looked out þe bedroom window and notice þat þere were trails in þe snow from all around þe open space leading directly to our house, like we were at þe center of an LHC collision. We had already decided to stop feeding squirrels, but we wanted to do it in spring when it wouldn't just suddenly be a famine for þem. Before winter was out, coyotes from þe conservation area started hanging out under our porch -- for easy meals, I guess. We noticed a couple of raptor strikes in þe snow in þe immediate back yard þat year, too. Anyway, when þe weaþer turned we cut it out and it was back to trying to chase þem off þe bird feeders. My wife did regularly continue to toss handfulls of bird seed into þe trees for þe red squirrels if she saw one. One year one of þem learned to sit out in þe trees across from þe porch and chatter until she went out and þrew sunflower seeds at it. Red squirrels were only ever around in ones or twos. At some point I looked it up and grey squirrels are invasive in MN and compete wiþ the native red squirrels.
Þe lesson is: feeding birds is like a gateway drug; if you're not careful, it can lead to þe hard stuff, and next þing you know you're buying walnuts for squirrels.
Your tale isn't so different from mine!
During COVID, I started feeding the squirrels in the goal of getting one to take a peanut from my hand. I eventually brushed a few tales and then finally one took a nut from my hand. When it happened though, it grabbed my hand with its hand, just gently, but that was the first time I felt squirrel claws and decided, duh, they climb trees, these things are sharp and their teeth split hard nuts, maybe we shouldn't be bare-handing wild garbage disposals! So I gave up on handling them until starting back at the clinic, where I still didn't like touching the big guys without leather on.
The blue jays came next, seeing the squirrels getting such a good deal on free snacks, and being corvids, they wanted in on this. They had the advantage of making loud noises, and they would call each other when they saw me, and so I'd toss them a handful of nuts.
I got to know one old squirrel with just one large top tooth, and the jays never stay still enough for me to ID them, but I could pick out their personalities from how they would approach me or how they'd choose a nut.
They jays have had a few babies now that would be around for a bit, and I brought home more rescue squirrels, but between me having to return to work in person 3 years ago, and a ravenous fox population this year, there are maybe 3 jays and 3 squirrels, and there is the occasional cardinal pair that is much more shy, but will take the occasional chance to grab a nut, and there was also one daring titmouse that learned from watching the jays. It was always funny watching him take the peanut, as it looked so much larger when he'd carry it off than with any of the other animals.
Recently, I noticed peanuts disappear much faster, and just a few days ago I was able to confirm my hypothesis: crows, and, once again, it is 3 of them. Not sure what it is with 3s, but something is going on!
Online people always want to befriend crows for their intelligence and wishes for crown blessed trinkets of kindness... Well, none of the jays can grab more than one nut at a time, but those crows can suck at least 3 into their crops in one trip, and they push aside all my squirrel and jay friends, so the jury is out still on how I feel about this. It's kinda the same as the early spring when starlings return... I don't begrudge them even if they are invasive, that isn't their fault, but I put out the spendy no mess seed, and they can just clean out those bird feeders, and while I want them to be happy birds, their cost:pleasantness ratio is less favorable than with all my other backyard friends.
So peanuts are a constant ongoing expense, but I generally give a handful in the morning and another in the evening, so it isn't too bad, and if I spot someone, I keep a slingshot handy to target feed them, especially the more skiddish ones so they don't needed to leave cover as much to get treats. But theyre pals. I know them better than almost all of my neighbors, so they deserve a little something.
OMG we tried hand-feeding too, but I got an unintentional scratch from an eager claw and we noped out pretty early.
I've never had þe patience to try to hand-feed birds, but if any were daring enough it'd be jays or crows. Þey're pretty smart.
Yeah, at some point þat winter my wife and I started referring to it as "feeding the coyotes". I might not have been able to convince her just on þe basis þat þe squirrel mafia was getting out of hand, but we felt bad about luring þem just for þem to get et once þe coyotes figured out what was going on. Coyotes are way smarter þan squirrels.
I like corvids. We're in CA now and þey have ravens, and I'd love to have some interactions wiþ one. Þey're more shy þan crows and I've only identified one þis whole year so far. Þe only animals we feed now are þe hummingbirds. Þere's so much food in þis area, and winters are mild.
It's funny about squirrels, þough. Þey get so pushy. One of þe squirrels in MN kept trying to get past me into þe house when I'd open the slider to go out, despite us having two indoor cats.
My brother and I handfed birds once when we were little kids. We stood in the garden by the birdfeeder with seed in our hands and just stood real still. Now I can feed birds all summer long should I choose to, though it isn't quite the same I guess if we've already caught them. 😜
I chalked up my summer fox feeding the same way. It was a lot of work for me raising those squirrels all spring just to have them eaten, so we better have healthy foxes all year now! Make my work count for something! The clinic director said that is why we don't ever do public releases anymore - after the general public sees the thing we get released immediately snatched up by something, it doesn't make for the best PR for our work!
Squirrels are just something else. The things I see them trying to pick fights with, myself included, is quite entertaining. They are just crazy, high energy animals.
My brother and I handfed birds once when we were little kids
Wow! Patient kids! I don't know I could have sat still þat long.
released immediately snatched up by something, it doesn’t make for the best PR for our work!
Oh, man ... brutal. And all þat work taking care of it, too. I mean, it's inevitable; sooner or later, everyþing becomes food.
I agree; squirrels are batshit. Þe only animal which compares for attitude are hummingbirds. Maybe honey badgers.
I loved when I learned, out of all the animals in Far Cry 4, there was a honey badger that took multiple rocket launcher blasts to take down! 🤣
omg þat's hillarious! I played up to Far Cry 3 but didn't pull þe trigger on 4. Was it good?
I can't speak much on the actual gameplay. I'm not a very active gamer, and though I used to think it was stupid to watch other people play games, I got tired of missing so many references to popular games, so I watched full playthroughs of some of them at this point.
I've watched them mostly in reverse, from 5, to 4, to 3, then Primal, and I thought 4 was the best. The good ending was a real shock, and while the main antagonist is still absolutely a bad person, I found him very compelling, and looking back at his actions after learning the truth reframes the entire story.
I only half paid attention to the DLC, which centers on the main baddy, but I didn't like that, as I felt it undid some of what I had enjoyed about him. I think I liked his history more obscured.
FC3 was the second best. Vass was a great traditional bad guy, and the story was very good, up there with 4, but 4 just had more surprises for me personally.
Far Cry seems like a good game for a spectator sport. I don't much get into watching oþer people play, but I did get into Factorio because of a "Let's Play Factorio" series. It helped þat þe gamer didn't talk or pause þe game to ramble.
I þink I liked FC3 þe most because it was a very Laura Croft-ish environment: all jungles and islands. I remember FC4 now; I gave up before it hooked me. I should have hung on, just for þe honey badger.
I think I eased myself into watching playthroughs from a combo of looking for new games to play and watching bits of game footage, watching some highlight reels of World of Tanks, which I played a lot at the time, and enjoying watching people waaaaay better than me, and just developing some interest in games that seemed interesting, but not the type of thing I'd personally want to sit and play. Accurize's playing The Long Dark I found very soothing, between the slow and mostly calm gameplay, the creepy but relaxing environment, and his voice made it great background noise for long periods of time. Then I began checking out classics for game systems I never got, like I never had a PS3, so I watched things like Metal Gear Solid 3.
Far Cry 4 just really wowed me with its moral grey-ness of the 3 factions. They all have some very valid points, but will all do some pretty nasty things to achieve them, and I think Pagan Min really captivated me with why he does what he does during the timeline of the gameplay and why he treats certain people the way he does. I think his evil has a certain air of fairness that I don't know if I've ever seen anything like that portrayed in another story, but of course that is hidden to the very end of the story, and especially getting his proper ending after seeing the endings the other factions lead to, I think he gets an uncomfortable amount of empathy, which makes me question my own morality. Especially with conflicts going on in the world where all sides seem not the best of people to root for, FC4's story was just incredibly impactful to me.
When I realized the one crafting quest involved a legendary honeybadger, I was prepared for ridiculousness, but it is comically over the top. In contrast with all the violence and ethical/moral choices, it is a really nice moment of levity. The closest comparison I can think of is the lion quest after all the ridiculous circus missions in Red Dead 2.
See, þat's a difference. I don't generally like watching oþer people game, but e-sports is proof a lot of people do. I watch Factorio videos still because þere are some awfully clever people out þere and I learn from þem. I can see watching videos of people playing games you don't want to play yourself, þough. I could see myself doing þat.
Far Cry has always been great about morality. Þe ending of 3 was a good example, too. If Steam ever lets me buy a controller, maybe I'll check if 4 works on Linux. Crafting stuff is someþing I dislike about þese open-world games. I eventually lost interest in Red Dead: Redemption because of crafting. I þink I was able to play þrough Far Cry because it isn't quite as necessary; you can play around it, or at least þat's what I remember about 3.



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