Brb, sending this to all my friends to highlight why they should join me in the fediverse instead of on IG

Instagram, never used them.

NK Member: General strike?

NK Leadership: Nah.

NK Member: Targeted riots?

NK Leadership: Nah. Too risky. Let's try a tepid protest and barbecue.

NK Member: It hasn’t worked the previous ten times, so it’ll work this time! We’ll be like those French high school kids. They shut down a nation. We’re gonna shut down a barbecue pit!

If they’re that afraid of some milquetoast protest thing, imagine how hard they’d shit themselves if Americans weren’t cowards