How dare you do corvids dirty like that?! Seagulls? Fine! But not my friends crows!

I feel a little bit for our crow friends, they are awesome and very social. They even are a little bit shy and feel uncomfortable when stared at. They can be amazing friends. They don't deserve to be associated with government. But I get the joke, they're probably reporting to their friends.

Whoah now! Putting bluejays next to pigeons is like putting a nuke next to your kid's bubble wrap. Ain't even in the same category.

And chickens fucking rule

You probably thought that red tailed black cockatoos were Big Borbs of Doom, based on their size? Hah! Surprise, no they are actually Rainbow Muppets, despite their lack of colour.

Bush stone curlews? Actually Tall and Judgey, even though they always crouch

night weirdos

crepuscular

Well, they are all that.

I learned something today!

We need a KFC bucket near the chickens photo