Super happy for you that your partner took that chance for both of you. I was lucky enough to have my wife make it obvious I had a shot, and I took it, and we are also enjoying growing old together.

Being an idiot seemed to have worked in your favor. This is reassuring.

finding Jesus outside the door of the local supermarket.

I looked everywhere for Jesus and this whole time he was at Tesco

The ones who chase me more often say "Have you put your faith in our lord and savior Stablecoin?"

How you supposed to find a dead man anyway?

I was at my friend's house. We were hanging out with the group and drinking when some former classmates from highschool decided to stop by, and she came with them. They didn't stay long, I barely remember her being there. But the next day she messaged me on Facebook, we talked for a long while, spent the next day together, and we ended up glued together by the end of it

Every time it's happened it's been a girl I didn't know who I shared some kind of second degree connection with, and I wasn't looking for romance at the time

As someone who shares DarkCloud's opinion about myself, I believe other people being shit in other ways doesn't make me not shit