It does though?

Speak for yourself, it works quite well with my spouse and I!

speak for yourself 😇

Rude. All boobs are great boobs. Like butts but on your chest

Try whipping out your wiener next time.

If you're a dude in a hetero relationship, the opposite rule applies here. Only cover your junk.

I have a little outfit I wear when my wife is sad. Its basically just a penis-shaped sock with red and white stripes to make my dick look like a candy cane. In the rare case that doesn't immediately inspire smiles or laughs, I stand up and helicopter it. I've been doing this for over ten years now and it has never failed to cheer her up.

Feel free to pick one up and try it yourself, they're dirt cheap! https://loveshop.ca/products/tuggie?srsltid

Take estrogen to make your boobs better

You gotta mush them together and then drop them.