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[–] 59 points 3 weeks ago

I love the extra troll of Hawaii being left red

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  • [–] 58 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

    Ah, yes, I too long for the legendary beaches of northern Montana.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Only slightly more picturesque than the beaches of southern New Mexico. ☝🏼

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 child)

    Hey bud, you’re in luck! I just happen to be a real estate salesman who specializes in beachfront property in the land of enchantment. I’ve got some properties that I can set you up with real cheap!

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Makes sense though, in the American mind there is only one country.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago

    Good, NJ has terrible beaches, don't come here. I mean don't go there. Yep yep!

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    Should have included a spot in Utah for the Mormons who thought they had found the ocean and settled.

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