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[–] 31 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Y'all wanted me to come out of my shell, guess what MFer

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  • [–] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    I didn’t know this was an option??

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  • [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

    "Hey, look at me! I’m Mr. Lobster Dick! I’ve got a lobster for a penis!"

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    [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago

    Reminds me of the fan comic where Lois Lane is shocked by Superman's alien junk with claws

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)