One kid shouts at another "DUDE I GOT ANIMORPH POWERS LIKE THE BOOKS WATCH THIS"

They flatten and produce hooved forelimbs, eyes bulging and receding, spine twisting and crunching in a horrific flow and churn of flesh and bone, until they become a depressed stallion.

The other blankly replies "you got an animorph powers and decided to animorph into an Italian?"

Florkofcows.com

all 16 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[โ€“] 23 points 3 weeks ago (15 children)
  • [+] [S] -8 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

    Lemmy's as young as I thought, and this post confirmed it for me. Get dated, kids.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Italian_Stallion

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 13 child comments
  • [โ€“] 37 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

    No... It's just really far fetched. I wouldn't have gotten it back in the 90s either.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 9 child comments
  • [+] [S] -12 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

    Of course not, because you weren't born yet. Boom, gottem. But in all seriousness, I was thinking folks who were kids in the 80s. The term was so widespread that it even reached me, contemporaneously outside the English speaking world.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 7 child comments
  • [โ€“] 9 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    I was a kid in the 80s and familiar with Stalloneโ€™s nickname.

    But the sad horse didnโ€™t even remotely conjure the term stallion in my head. Those fuckers are usually jacked prancing or jumping things.

    It also could have been pretty good contrast humor to go from wiggly squiggle art to a huge buff horse worship drawing before dropping the punchline.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [โ€“] [S] 1 point 3 weeks ago (2 children)
  • [โ€“] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Whatโ€™s confusing is that Iโ€™m 10 years older than the target audience for the Animorphs too. Tha stuff was my little brothers age, I was a junior in high school when those came out and I only have heard the title of them through memes.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [โ€“] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Yeah, I haven't seen any Rocky films. They don't speak to me. I'm also not american and ir's a very american film, I hear. I was born in 1990, so don't consider myself particularly young. I think I'm on the median on Lemmy, but that's conjecture

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments