One kid shouts at another "DUDE I GOT ANIMORPH POWERS LIKE THE BOOKS WATCH THIS"

They flatten and produce hooved forelimbs, eyes bulging and receding, spine twisting and crunching in a horrific flow and churn of flesh and bone, until they become a depressed stallion.

The other blankly replies "you got an animorph powers and decided to animorph into an Italian?"

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[–] 9 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I was a kid in the 80s and familiar with Stallone’s nickname.

But the sad horse didn’t even remotely conjure the term stallion in my head. Those fuckers are usually jacked prancing or jumping things.

It also could have been pretty good contrast humor to go from wiggly squiggle art to a huge buff horse worship drawing before dropping the punchline.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    What’s confusing is that I’m 10 years older than the target audience for the Animorphs too. Tha stuff was my little brothers age, I was a junior in high school when those came out and I only have heard the title of them through memes.

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