Pew Pew

My colon also makes laser sounds (I had beans for lunch) ://

The colon is the bullet holes from the finger guns.

Fun fact, the colon makes a fart sound.

Those two laser beams protect the internet. I remember the panic when Russia breeched one in the 90s. It was chaos until a patch was released. For a while we were writing http:/// just to keep the internet safe.

Hony Tawks Total Pro Skater: The sequel

And there I was thinking it was h_t p_ss on those slanting wall deflectors.

Edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_deflector

Https is actually the sound you make just before you sneeze, but then the sneeze goes away. :// is an emoji of the face you make

Those aren't lasers they are whacks, it's whack whack

www doesn't mean "world wide web," it means "wet and wild wildebeests"