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[–] 17 points 3 weeks ago

But the ones in the back expire one day later!

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    My Sicilian stock clerk arranges them the other way so I clearly cannot choose the milk in front of me

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    But you are clearly smart and a scholar, and in studying you must’ve learned that man is mortal so you would’ve put the bad milk as far from yourself as possible so I can clearly not choose the milk in front of me.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    I was once a dairy clerk and I misread this as people reaching for the “black milk” and for a moment I thought someone knew about the black milk.

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