He will just listen to it, and not inhale.

Wouldnt that make most conservatives think he is a soft coward or something?

I am still skeptical that the right is ready to turn on Trump. I think they can do another 3-4 dollars more a gallon before they start thinking about it in ernst.

His internal polling must say otherwise which would be great!

No he won't, because then he would have to hide his boner.

Reminds me of Heinrich Himmler hiding in his trailer for days on end after witnessing the actual consequences of his actions at the Babi Yar massacre.

These chickenhawks don't have the backbone to see what their vile ideology wreaks in real life.

I don't have a shred of empathy for the condemned man. But anyone looking forward to watching an execution is severely fucked in the head.

I think that if you're Speaker and you're not actively against it being broadcast, you should be forced to watch it.

Of course he won’t, this would cause him to masturbate, and him and his son have a deal to make sure they don’t masturbate

Look, anyone with half a shred of a conscience wouldn't. This should be a no-brainer. But the most nonconfrontational politician in Washington isn't hiding behind a simple "I haven't heard about it" or "I'll be washing my hair?" Or just straight-up lying?

That's surprisingly encouraging, honestly. Any little crack in their lock-step is encouraging.

I though he and his son would masturbate together to it.

He already committed to watching his son's porn intake for that day, he's a man of his word.

This is the exact sort of Old Testament, eye-for-an-eye punishment that ought to give that guy a priapasm. And yet he takes the most spineless, milquetoast, non-commital way out of it, “My colleagues have reservations…”

What a pathetic chump.

Mike, if you’re gonna tear down the walls between church and state, you’re gonna have to work harder than this, bub. Come on.