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[–] 11 points 4 weeks ago* (3 children)

Unfortunately the escrow resulted in the sandwich being cold haha

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  • [–] 8 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    You think they would eat the sandwich!? They're obviously going to invest it.

    Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

    So amazing. I almost peed. Glad to see some people are producing content to educate Americans regardless of them promptly ignoring that advice and shooting the messenger.

    You get what you vote for. It’s not like this next election is for all the marbles.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    ....Daaamn. Move aside Shill gates and mark Fuckerburg. There's a swanky new money couple coming into the mix. Next thing youll tell me was that they were able to afford a drink with the sandwich! Pft!

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    This is explicitly not commentary about being child free lol if anything it’s satire about the opposite

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