Using AI slop results for memes.

Quick Google shows a patent for mass production of glass doorknobs in 1826. Which means non glass doorknobs existed earlier.

Edit: earliest door knobs ancient egypt.

https://antiquehardwaresupply.com/blogs/news/history-and-evolution-of-antique-doorknobs

17th century door knobs

Meanwhile, "Door handles have been in existence at least since the Neolithic period.[6]"

Door knobs are VERY much the Johnny Come Latelys of entrance facilitation.

I wish a man would hold me sideways and use my head as a battering ram 🥀

Or you could do it Morpheus style:

https://youtu.be/WMfHOE_Nq2g

Dork nob