An African or European swallow?
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31 minutes. I'm out of shape.
Given the fog I'd say it's either important insights about how I suffocated my sick wife or a neat bow to shoot dinosaurs with.
35 to 40 minutes. I'd probably stop and take a dump if nobody is around.
My first thought: Wtf? Why would y-
My second thought: Actually, that sounds like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Ah the sweet liberation of an air dump. Almost as glorious as taking a dump as you’re pulled in the water behind a boat for a bidet you won’t forget
I'm sure I'd stop to take in the view, bounce the bridge or check something at some point. Give me 40m to be safe. And maybe no one else on it so I can shake it a bit without someone in the distance screaming.
$1 million and a loaded gun pointed at my back.
Is it allowed if I try to get it swinging when I get to the middle? I might waste some time there.

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