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[–] 18 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

Who knew that defeating the Borg was as simple as sending them into an existential crisis tailspin collectively.

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

    They wouldn't survive 2 minutes after assimilating me.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    OK, Marvin.

    “Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it," said Marvin.
    "And what happened?" pressed Ford.
    "It committed suicide," said Marvin and stalked off back to the Heart of Gold.”

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  • [–] 14 points 4 weeks ago

    Existence is futile.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 weeks ago

    Come on! You gotta resist that!

    Wait. Shit.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 weeks ago

    Momma said there would be Mondays like that.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 weeks ago

    Aw, don't be sad! Maybe a song will help:

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  • [–] 3 points 4 weeks ago

    I mean of course everything is futile? Do you know how big the universe is? How long eternity is? If you wrote out the number years it will be from the big band until the heat death of the universe, you'd fill whole libraries with endless books crammed full of zeroes.

    The secret is to shrug, give up, have some pizza, plod along until it's finally over, and hope that death is oblivion and not some unending afterlife.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 weeks ago

    Where are my Absurdist fellows?!

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  • [–] 2 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

    Yeah, but now FB reels and IG have tons of porn in them now. Like they're not even trying to censor it anymore. I wonder if its a new application of ai or what.

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