Wait...I was supposed to be getting coconuts for this?

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[–] 31 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

As a human I would like to point out that killing the other person is also an option.

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    But when you can suck their dick...why would you kill them instead? 😭

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    [–] 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    the horni posting begins

    today will be a good day

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  • [–] 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    If we share the coconuts can I still suck his dick?

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  • [–] 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    Coconut island? How do you feel about horses?

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  • [–] 6 points 4 weeks ago

    stop, nestle's c-suite can only get so erect

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  • [–] 5 points 4 weeks ago

    This isn't the best analogy, because in reality capitalism fucks us in ways we DON'T enjoy

    Coconut island sounds ok to me...

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