ExplanationIndium is an extremely soft metal. You can literally chew it like gum. Marin is cute, I guess soft (?) and just...precious 💜

Chromium is a very hard metal. Astolfo is hard. No explanation needed.

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[–] 15 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

Try eating a whole box of indium cubes. Surely you won't regret eating a whole box on indium cubes.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    I mean, he's probably not hard in that picture though. I can't guarantee because I don't know his size, but rule one of wearing skirts as a man is that you gotta know how to control your boners. Whether that's a cage, or tucking, or inebriation, or being smol, or just sheer fuckin force of will, you gotta do something because if you get hard in a skirt, everyone is gonna know how hard you are.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    if astolfo is hard explain why im not named that (my brain is mush this joke is stupid)

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Because I think your parents were smart enough to know that "That" is a pretty silly name 😆
    Ha, checkmate! :3

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Astolfo is Google-owned?🤢

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