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[–] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (2 children)

I made this like two years ago and have never had the opportunity to use it.

Fun fact: if you spin fast enough, the red and blue shifting of opposite sides will give you a natural bisexual lighting.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Me: puts on a thong backwards

    My balls:

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    That's it! That's what I was attempting to do. Orange balls drooping from a diaper! I drew the thang on the chalkboard for backstory, I didn't even mean to make it look a Final Fantasy Bird, but it does. So ignore that and I'm sorry about gravity.

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    Fukoro, or Daining-Ka. Take your chocobo.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Okay. But why are the black chocobos the only ones that you can get back onto without them running away? That's a real thing. I don't like that.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    I didn't understand why you referenced chocobos. I totally see it now.

    I totally chalked up a caked up chocobo, which wasn't my intention. But I like that interpretation.

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