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[–] 33 points 3 weeks ago

“Not my kid, I just keep him tied up in the trunk.”

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  • [–] 49 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

    This is exactly how driving works. If you're not using the road to my satisfaction you deserve to die.

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    He deserves to die because he's not using the road to my satisfaction by proxy through his parent/guardian/driver.

    /S just in case, this is the internet.

    Having experienced indignant tailgaters that quite clearly indicated that they'd prefer me and my whole family dead except that it would have scratched their truck's paint.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Are you sitting in the left hand lane, driving parallel to some grandma for no reason?

    Are you driving in the center of the road on mountain switchbacks to make it dangerous for motorcycles to pass you?

    There are some people, usually conservatives, who do that shit and make things more dangerous for everybody usually saying shit like "well I have the right to", to avoid revealing that they enjoy inconveniencing people.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Single lane road in a surging queue of traffic. Apparently this chump figured that tailgating me would make the rest of the traffic go away.

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  • [–] 23 points 3 weeks ago

    Poor kid's security questions are getting leaked before he's even got a chance to ruin his own credit, dang.

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  • [–] 54 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Thank fuck the confrontational word was censored.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    So how does this work, is this some kind of ejector similar to dropping caltrops?

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  • [–] 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Obviously the only rational response to someone going 40 in a 60 zone is not to intentionally rear end a car to kill the occupants. You follow them home and Blood Eagle them in the night.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago

    Fucking Adios Bradly honk honk

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago

    That sounds like a threat

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago

    So long, bradley

    My bad, I guess

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago

    "Let me get closer to that car so I can read what's on that sticker... Go ahead, tail... shit!"

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    I'll bet Bradley is a bully at school

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    Sayonara, Bradley.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Favorite color is ORANGE. Not orange, ORANGE.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    If I was Bradley, I’d vow not to get in that car ever again.

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    Don't show that to a Dalek

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    I see a lot of car drivers throwing insults around in this thread and I'd just like to say I agree with all of you. You all suck. Your cars are big and loud and stinky and they get all over the place and make life harder for us. And I have a chronic disability because of your nasty pollution.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    I hope for Bradley's demise simply because whoever made that sign censored the word murdering.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    The internet censored it, not Bradley's sign's creator

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