To quote Mrs Doubtfire:

"She's got a power tool in the bedroom, dear. It's her own personal jackhammer. She could break sidewalk with that thing. She uses it and the lights dim, it's like a prison movie. Amazed she hasn't chipped her teeth."

This is not who I had guessed posted this.

You really gotta work your way up to 10.

I had a religious experience with a new vibrator like that

If my XL Chance from Bad Dragon had vibration, it'd make my teeth chatter.

Vibrator done rattled her eyeball loose

“it’s got three speed settings: low, medium and ‘who needs a man?’”

Sometimes I get curious about trying one of these. My downstairs doesn't seem to function, so to speak, despite the anatomy being all there. But I've always wondered if any specific device designed for that might make me feel something. But I don't love the idea of spending a bunch of money and being put on some sex toy mailing list in order to most likely be disappointed.