My homie is town crier

Solar panel salesman

Catnip dealer

He's been trying to contact you about your vehicle's extended warranty.

Unemployed

Obviously, he's in sales. He's sold used cars, satellite TV, dabbled in NFTs, and medical equipment like scooters and stair elevators. Got his start selling those copper bracelets at a mall kiosk in Jersey.

He's also a toootal stoner, used to have mad nuggz but mostly uses a wax pen these days. Just look at his eyes. Has a little percocet snorting habit.

He's a fun dude, but don't trust him and don't introduce him to your sister.

Journeyman apprentice.

“Do have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Mustafa? He died for our sins, and those of his only begotten son.”

Whatever it is, he advertises by word of meowth

He's a good humour man

He's the neighbors' cousin who's always hanging around, buggin' ya for some scratch.

"Excuse me sir, but my car just broke down and needs a new tire and I left my wallet at home. If you could give me just 20 cat treats for the tire, I promise I'll mail you the treats back when I get home."

He looks like a bouncer to me :3

Considering the reputation of orange cats, politician?

Selling catnip obviously.

Catio salesman