Imagine if something catastrophic were to happen while in reroute, hypothetically. His fall'd be poetically steeper.

poor putie. maybe you shouldn't have invaded your neighbor.

I thought he didn't fly out of paranoia. It's a shame that none of his friends are unhappy enough with his leadership to scratch his plane like he did to Prigozhin.

more fuck around and find out than leopard ate my face

May he crash and burst into flames (hopefully without hurting any innocent bystanders in the process).

2k dead a day Putin I sleep.

Delayed flight real shit!

If all of a sudden Putin dropped dead. What would happen to Russia? Do they have a second on command?

Oh I so hope this is true

one of the drones should be nice enough to help him land quickly

Here's hoping he stays up there the rest of his life, or until the plane completely runs out of fuel.