Did the frosting ever get that close to the edge? I’ve never seen it.

wow, I remember being incredibly disappointed by these, I don't know why, it's not like they were any different from the berry one or anything.

Man I remember when pop tarts were decent. I wouldn't call them good but, now they're thin cardboard with even thinner frosting. The generic is better half the time.

watch out-here comes Spider-Man

This is why longer dashes exist, so you don’t get “watch out-here” one word away from Spider-Man.

Also, since it’s the pattern of his suit and the inside is a shade of red, at first I thought it was a cross-section of Spider-Man’s skin, making it look absolutely disgusting as a food.

Why does this poptart make it look like you're eating spiderman?

Oh my... Is 2022 vintage? Its only like a couple of years ago... Right?