Sepuku

I just call everyone Hey or Hi or Hello and it sometimes works most of the time

Then you're in a different comic, but this is clearly not xkcd

We all make mistakes but I've found changing names and pronouns can be done surprisingly quickly actually! Honest mistakes are fine. And also far from malicious intent. Just try, really, and you'll get used to it in no time.

This is good, but also remind yourself to correct yourself, too. It'll make the learning much faster. If you get it wrong, use the new name in three sentences to yourself after using the wrong one.

Still, try though.

Yeah, a lot of things are very easy in a comic. I mean, in a comic a cat's favorite food is lasagna FFS.

That's why it's important to make sure you kill them until they are dead.

Is that the new Bruce Willis movie?

I'm fuckin horrible at names. I can remember a face forever though.

once I had visited San Francisco and was walking along Chinatown and saw someone I knew from back home 2000 miles east. I instantly recognized them as someone knew, but they didn't recognize me. turns out they had family near me and I had seen them in passing while working retail.

it was such an unusual occurrence that I doubt either of us forgot to this day.

"Better dead than red" is another dumb take like that.

If you wanna die instead of having free healthcare then goodbye.