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[–] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This tweet has a different feel now…

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I told you it’s not appropriate for a vampire.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (1 child)

    Garlic thins the blood which reduces coagulation. Vampires being allergic to it, is a deception of there own making.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    Maybe they're like ticks or mosquitoes and concentrate the blood cells rejecting most of the liquid part, but because their physiology is closer to human it fucks them up.

    Different kind of vampire but in The Strain one of them is killed because the old man slammed a bottle of blood thinners first and the vamp basically started to melt.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    Getting garlic bred on there 😏

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Hi, is this bed still available?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    By the thumbnail it looked like an omelette bedsheet, and I think it'd be an equally interesting idea.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Well now I'm tired and hungry.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    It'll only feel simultaneously right but also wrong if it smells like garlic

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    I can finally cosplay as Texas Toast

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