If you want to make an omelette, you're going to have to break a couple eggs. The eggs are yours, by the way. And the omelette is going to destroy your house when I cook it. And I'm not going to pay you for anything. In fact, pay me for the eggs.

Dear Sam Altman,

Fuck you.

Sincerely,

The People

I’m really sick and tired of accepting ‘bad things’

He can't even articulate a point. The phrase is, "there's a lot of daylight [between two things]" referring to a rift in understandings. You don't just say "there's a lot of daylight", that just means it's daytime.

The problem is that we're being asked to shoulder the externalized costs while still having to pay for the benefits.

Well, okay, that's not the only problem, but it's certainly one that Altman is glossing over.

"Many of you will die, and that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make!"

AI executives aren't nearly worried enough about bad things happening to them.

The dude is being worst than Farquaad from Shrek.

Sounds a lot like what Charlie Kirk said about guns…

“Eat shit so I can profit” - Altman

Is it safe to say the good things he is talking about are him getting very rich and using the tech to shield himself from consequences? And the bad things will happen to everyone else?

Altman needs to be thrown, bodily, into an active volcano

nah, im good

Sure, I’ll accept every bad thing that happens to Altman

Yeah so that he can enrich himself. Hope your AI bites you in the ass Altman.

What benefits?

he alledged SA'ed his sister for 9 years.

Fuck off.

Accept bad things in return for bad things that make me rich.

What are the benefits, Sam?

Serious Marie Antoinette vibes..

No.

Sounds similar to "some people will need to die in order for the rest of us to keep guns"

Now if only someone could expedite the swift ending the asshole who said that last thing got for this current asshole.

May these techbros end up butt chugging hydrochloric acid.

The benefits now accrue to the tops of pyramids. Rewriting the headline with that truism in mind, "Bad things due for the populace so CEOs and shareholders can profit from AI."

I'm sure there are a number of psychotic rapists who have said something similar about raping people. Altman forgot to ask us for consent before forcing these Bad Things on us.

Accept going back to using papers and faxes.

Sure, when you present evidence that there are actually any real benefits for us, any of your rich assholes can try to chime in but they can only point out how it benefits them so no real arguments there.

Currently you're just a snake oil salesman so FUCK OFF!!

His face needs to stop looking like that. It's making me angry.

Hey Sam I have some bad outcomes I'd like you to accept for foisting your profit driven scheme upon us. Come over here and I'll show you what I have in mind.

"Benefits"

I can think of a few bad things for Sam to accept.

Still waiting for the benefits of AI to manifest themselves...

CEO said a thing

How about you accept some bad things first, scam altman

I mean if we have to suffer a version of France in 1793 because of AI, I'm very much okay with that then.

Glad we agree there Mr. Altman.

Ah yes, the popular lose/lose situation.

Se he's willing to accept a [REDACTED] to the head for pushing AI slop?

sure, you first though - accept beheading in return for you contributions

What if AI mysteriously decides to render every billionaire on the planet penniless, Sam? Just for bits 'n' giggles. Is that some of the 'good stuff' you're on about?

No

I misread Sam as Scam and I thought it was too funny to not share