Faulty colon, expect gas leaks.

"Waking times fluctuate. Check site for operating hours"

For entertainment purposes only

POOR IMPULSE CONTROL

Tattooed in black across my forehead

"Warning: will understand any muttering under your breath, discern thoughts based on facial expressions plus body language, anticipate what you will say before you can finish saying it, and the only thing preventing them from finishing your sentences before you do is they've learned that it's rude. Hates phone calls because it makes them feel blind."

WARNING: Prone to spilling things

I do my own stunts and It's safe to assume I have no clue what I'm doing

Erratic social battery: Weirdly hyperverbal and non-verbal at the exact same time.

Stay back nine meters, risk of amputation.