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[–] 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    The swamp ass factor (saf) as well as the % forecast on diarrhea.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Where a I live when we hear a fart like that we say "salió con caldito".

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    [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    A wet fart is a slightly more polite way to say shit yourself.

    Basically if there is poo in your undies after a fart it was a wet day.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    It's a delicate balance of semen content, obviously.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    All farts are dry. If it's wet, it's known as a shart.
    As in a shit you thought was a fart. Shart

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago
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    I always thought it was the sound. A dry pop vs a wet squelch

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Diet plays a role

    Most people don’t get enough fiber, I put ground flax seed in yogurt and try to up my fruit intake.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago
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    Lack of a skidmark

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  • Shit. The answer is shit.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    The accent of course!

    Just kidding, it's poo-poo.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago
    [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Position of your hole and cheeks I imagine

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Distance from a toilet. Further you are away, the wetter it's likely to be tending towards diarrhoea.

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