No you don’t. Unemployed means you’re actively searching for a job. It’s stressful. You want to be retired with a lot of money.

I dont even need the lots of money, ill take just enough to be comfy and an occasional splurge on expensive toys.

Well I'm halfway there.

Being 100% remote employee with moderate amount of money in a country with low cost of living is realistically the closest I'll get to this, so I'll take it.

Me actively planning what I'll do once I win the lottery and never actually buying a ticket

the unamerican dream or sth

no but seriously, money isn't what it's about, it's about having reliable living conditions. i don't actually care whether i can buy my own apartment, as long as i can live in one. and i also don't care about buying the newest Super Mega Car as long as i can get from A to B somewhat reliably and fast.

and i don't intend to ever have lots of money. actually i've considered living in a monastery for the sole purpose of not having to care about worldly needs. i don't want to think about "how do i buy X", i just want it done and move on with my life. realistically, there are no acceptable monasteries around me (i think) as they all suck for different reasons (such as not being allowed to have a girl for sleep-over etc).

i want to be one of those freeloaders media keeps telling me about who lazy around all day while getting a fat social security check from the state

Yeah, well, I want to be hot and lazy and eat whatever I want.

10/10 would do again

No, you don't want to become a billionaire!