You should print 28 boxes of 3-part forms on a dot matrix printer. Then decollate the bottom page and trim the right edge off of all of them.

You will certainly not regret printing/decollating/trimming 28 boxes of 3-part forms every month for ten years.

Meh. Wake me up when you get a daisy wheel printer. Actually, never mind, the printer will wake me up.

I can hear that smaller image.

Getting a clean tear off the perforated ribbons was so satisfying.

Nah, what you need is one of these.

Bzzzzzzzzt bzt bzbzbzt bzzzzzzzzzz bzzt bzzzzt bt

For carbon copy paper, of course. Inkjets don't work for that.

https://youtu.be/KpBLP75ZGpk

For an orchestra - https://staalplaatlabel.bandcamp.com/album/symphony-2-for-dot-matrix-printers

I print so rarely I feel like the ink would dry out and I wouldn't notice until it was too late.

Making the springey-thingeys with the feed strips.

Good times.

That's the peak model too

Mmmmmmmmmmm. I worked in an asphalt lab and I can hear that printer going. Now I can even smell the bitumen in the air.

You would press print and it would just print

Re inking ribbons for the win!

They sound cool. That's all you need to know.

Yall need the gigachad gutenberg press, losers